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Angel
 Angel never fails to amuse as
she fumbles through her handbag overflowing with
her necessities:
a can of Static Guard, a roll of duct tape, Barry White’s
Greatest Hits, a box of raisins, and dental floss.
Angel oozes confidence, firmly convinced that she is a fashion
statement and certain of her "sex-a-peeel."
She
is uproariously funny with a bumbling kind of poise and childlike
innocence; she teases but never offends. This makes her the perfect
entertainment for any type of event.
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Peaches
 Whether she's going to the grocery store or
a fancy party, Peaches always likes to look glamorous. But on Wednesdays
she adds her tiara because on Bingo night at the Glendora House she is
royalty. Audiences are amused by the variety of tchotchkes (chach-kees)
she carries and roar at the stories behind them. She never leaves home
without her Randy "Macho Man" Savage doll, Trailer Park
Barbie, and Herbie Wants to be a Dentist figurine. Peach's sweet disposition
and kindly manner mask a ready wit and sharp humor. Her commentaries and
snappy comebacks will bring life to your party. Guests may mistake
her for your loveable Aunt Mae from South Carolina, but just don't cut in
front of her in the dessert line!
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PreMadonna
 PreMadonna hasn't changed one bit since the 1980's. She is still
wearing her lace gloves, shoulder pads, and big hair with plenty of
mousse, but she wouldn't be caught dead in a Members Only jacket. She
fancies herself a fashion critic and is not shy about giving style advice
about what "works." She's a gum chewing, street smart,
south side Chicagoan who tells it like it is -- or how she thinks it is.
People find it hilarious when all she's doing is simply stating the
obvious. With her pointed observations, she puts into words exactly
what everyone else is thinking but is too polite to say. Audiences
respond warmly to her brash and sassy attitude.
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Mary
Lynn Monroe
 Mary
Lynn may not be as voluptuous, but she has the same glow and energy as the
famous Marilyn. With her glittery gown, satiny shoes, and blue boa,
you might almost mistake her for the glamorous movie star -- until you see
the lopsided false eyelashes and dark hair escaping from her
bargain-basement wig. Mary Lynn is fond of saying "can you
believe I found this whole outfit at a thrift store?"
She's a socialite who delights in non-stop
socializing, and she is thrilled to give you the pleasure of her
company. She has a screwball outlook on life; her whimsical quips
and enthusiastic banter are guaranteed to deliver waves of laughter from
your guests.
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Frankie
Sinatra
Are you planning a karaoke party that needs a little
'ring-a-ding-ding?' Frankie Sinatra will get the tunes rolling and
warm up your guests with signature songs like "That's Life" or
"Luck Be A Lady Tonight." This Frankie has also been known to toss in
a version of Dean Martin's "That's Amoré."
Swing with her, baby - she's
platinum.
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